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A set of oxymorons making the rounds of the net

35. Act naturally
34. Found missing
33. Advanced BASIC
32. Genuine imitation
31. Good grief
30. Same difference
29. Almost exactly
28. Government organization
27. Sanitary landfill
26. Alone together
25. Legally drunk
24. Silent scream
23. Living dead
22. Small crowd
21. Business ethics
20. Soft rock
19. Military Intelligence
18. Software documentation
17. New York culture
16. Sweet sorrow
15. Synthetic natural gas
14. Passive aggression
13. Taped live
12. Clearly misunderstood
11. Peace force
10. Computer jock
9. Plastic glasses
8. Terribly pleased
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate

And the Number one top OXY-Moron

1. Microsoft Works
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